Watermelon 6

I need to work on being stimulating in my blogs. My goal should be to stimulate the reader. I need to hammer this concept in my head and apply it to my blogs. When I write blogs during breaks at work, I am generally in a bad mood and not very excited, I let that carry over to my blogs, I write my blogs as a chore instead of being excited while writing it like KDDR. I need to avoid doing that; I should still be able express myself in spite of my mood swings.

Just like they have hot dog eating contests, they need to have watermelon eating contest, not sure if they have them already, but sure sounds like a great idea. I just got a better idea. I am going to create a cartoon with fruits emulating human life. I will call it fruitions. The fruitions will be going about their day to day lives just like their human counterpart. I will definitely incorporate my beloved watermelons in the cartoon. So we have the happily married couple, the Banana and a female watermelon, and their son, the kiwi. The banana has good sex with his wife, the watermelon. The son, kiwi plays baseball and xbox like a typical American teenager. The mangoes play basketball and the strawberries are the street sweepers.

The blackberries provide cell phone service, but they do not carry the esteemed Iphone. The blueberries are the doctors and provide health services to the general public. The raspberries have fruit noodle shops throughout the great city of Fruitopia. We got the whole berry fruit family covered. Moving on to the other fruits, the pineapples provide security in the town; their tough exterior help them when combating rough criminals. The female apples are the cheerleaders for the local football team, which in turn constitutes of mighty male watermelons. Every year when the stars are aligned in a sacred pattern, the fruits get together and sacrificed the guavas and passed them around for consumption by the other fruits. This was believed to increase the vigor, vitality, strength and longevity of the fruits.

I was supposed to finish this yesterday, and I had most of it done, but I had to leave suddenly and did not end up posting it.