Water melon 5

I was not in great mood earlier, but I am a little better now. I am going to try to write about watermelons again. You watermelon, my new best friend, I hate you and I love you all at the same time. I used to dread writing about you, but I loved the response I received because of writing about you. I guess you prove that love and hate can be intertwined.
I am going to setup the first watermelon research facility. This research facility will make groundbreaking advancements in watermelon related technologies. The power of the magical watermelons will be unleashed and society can relish the benefits of this wonderful fruit.
The watermelon research facility will be set in the remote rural parts of Montana. Oh, wait I am being redundant, Montana is remote and rural. Huge acres of farmland will be used to grow massive amounts of watermelon. Montana will be chosen because of its excellent location in the north with its dull mountains. On top of it Montana gives the best bang for your buck in terms of real estate and tax breaks from the good government over there.
Watermelons will be used to fuel rocket ships, spacecrafts, ships, etc. In addition, the pharmaceutical branch of the watermelon research facility will focus on curing cancer and other malignant tumors using the magical watermelons.
Phenomenal success is being reported by current watermelon research facilities on the STD prevention uses of watermelon. Watermelon has been used to combat HIV and other STD’s with great success. Condoms in the future are going to be injected with watermelon juices and preservatives so that the watermelon juices start the STD fighting process when invoked by activities such as sexual intercourse. But the watermelon STD fighting abilities are only activated by sex between a man and a woman. Vagina fluids act as a catalyst for the reaction to go on. Hence, all the homosexuals are upset and are protesting that more research be done so they too can benefit from the STD protection using watermelons. Many of the facilities have shown no interest in developing the Homo version of watermelon STD fighting serum, as this market seems to be too small.