Watermelons are gay. Watermelons have a weird shape. Watermelons are probably the biggest fruits out there. I have never heard of watermelons being eaten in history books. Like the king of Egypt eating watermelons or watermelons being eaten in ancient Rome. God I hate water melons so bad right now, I wish watermelons were more interesting. I wonder if watermelons are popular in china or Australia or Europe. I wonder how watermelons rank on the most popular fruits list. I think watermelons might be in the top ten fruits.
God I'm sick of the watermelons. I have to think and come up with watermelon or watermelon related content. First of all I don't really like writing that much, that's because I am not good at writing. Writing just about watermelons for a whole god damn week seems like a fucking pain in the ass. I wonder why only I get all these unusual assignments in the class. Write about watermelon for a week I would have never in my wildest dreams ever thought of writing about a watermelon for a whole freaking week. This can definitely go on the unusual assignments lists. Write about a watermelon for a week ha-ha. Will watermelons get me a girl? No. I want to takeout my frustration of not getting women even on the water melon assignment.
I wonder what kind of climate do watermelons grow in? I would assume they grow in temperate or warm climates. It's the first time I am writing so much on my Iphone. I wonder if 350 words are already up. I am sick of writing about this water melon stuff. I wonder why NM thought of watermelon why not banana or Papaya or strawberry. It had to be watermelon, I would have never thought of that. He is so random. Is watermelon really a melon? I guess it is part of the melon family. I want to see people breaking watermelons with their bare hands, like with a karate chop, etc. I should direct American pie 5 with the dude fucking a watermelon, ha-ha. I wonder how it would feel like to fuck a watermelon, it would be so weird.
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I would suggest that you focus more on the invalidation (learn some good ones and memorize them) and less on the CWV. Many new people you meet wil test you by insulting you. This is not just girls, but also girls. You have to be able to give it as well as you take it. But don't get angry, do it from an attitude of bemusement. When you have established your "credentials" over the others they will test your authority less and less.
ReplyDeleteDon't turn into a sensitive, cwv douchebag like Rob please.
i would suggest just the opposite. but then again, this guy probably knows more than me.
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