Watermelon 3

I can't believe KDDR wrote so well about watermelons. Now I am trying to write about them and I stare at the blank word processing document and my mind keeps pounding my self-limiting beliefs in me, like I cannot write so well, I am boring, I should just have to give up, but then again I don't have any other option but to keep going even though I am so frustrated.

Oh, Gosh, let's begin, watermelon, hmm.. Thinking about watermelons but just can't seem to think of anything creative in spite of reading KDDR's nice little entry. There finally, I got a thought in my mind involving watermelons. I could make a video game involving watermelons. It would be called watermelon war craft. People from across the globe would be fighting for watermelons. But here's the twist they would fight each other, using watermelons in battle. Brave warriors would use watermelon cannon's to stop the enemies in their footsteps. The watermelons would be injected with toxic gases that would be dispersed when the watermelon is no longer intact. The watermelon cannon's would shoot watermelons at one hundred miles per hour causing great damage on impact to the enemies. The watermelons would explode and splatter after hitting the enemy target and divulge the toxic gases. But these toxic gases work in a twisted way, when the soldiers of the enemy battalion inhale these fumes, they will actually experience a sweet fragrance. Alas these naïve soldiers don't know what these sweet smelling fumes will actually make them do. It will take control of their brain and nervous system and force them to eat all the watermelon pieces that were dispersed after the explosion. On eating the watermelon pieces, the soldiers will start having burning sensations in their stomachs and will eventually start throwing up their internal organs one by one in a slow and painful manner. This will be due to the other secret recipe of mine that I will also inject into the watermelon before launching them. In addition I could revise my extract so that in the future, the watermelons would explode and just inhaling whiffs after the explosion would make the soldiers lungs expand to the size of tennis courts and they would die right away, but then this may not be as painful as the slow barfing of their organs.