Watermelon 4

I thank everyone for their reviews of my previous entry. Now I hope I can write well like that again. I am actually in a bad mood while writing this because I just realized my frame control at work is so bad, I cannot even get my expectations met properly and prevent people from making fun of me or teasing me without me getting upset, upon which they try to make even more fun of me. Anyways now I should get back to the watermelon blog for today.

Oh Watermelon, good old water melon, how art thou? You handsome little fruit sitting there all pretty. You are so unperturbed and calm. You don't have to deal with frame control or anything of that sort. Oh watermelon how I envy your prettiness and calmness. And nobody questing or challenging your authority. Ah what a bliss. I wish I could just sit there like you and enjoy the breeze out there in nature.

Oh and now getting to evil watermelon, you sit there all by yourself, so hard, so emotionless. Why can't you be soft the like a lemon, you had to be the hardest lemon, didn't you? Falling on people's heads and causing great pain. And when you burst open, you remind people of pink flesh.

If all the fruits had fight the watermelon would probably be a good fruit to bet on. It's tough hard exterior would cause enough pain to most fruits, that they would never return to battle. But I just remembered the watermelon's arch nemesis, the pineapple. The pineapple's hard and rough exterior has made the watermelon cry on some occasions. On one occasion the pineapple did it's super spin move and scrapped the watermelons protective skin, leaving watermelon vulnerable. The watermelon showing comfort with vulnerability did not panic to the pineapple's hostile attacks. It remained calm and bounced of the ropes of the ring they were fighting in and jumped high in the air and then landed right on top of the pineapple's face. This caused the pineapple enormous levels of pain, but the ruthless watermelon did not stop there, it further humiliated the pineapple by smothering the pineapple's face with it's butt. Hence the watermelon was still the undisputed fruit champion.