Bad Mood King

A bad mood is an emotional low state. Bad moods cause emotional pain and grief to a person. However sometimes bad moods enable a person to have more serious thoughts. So I guess bad moods at least have some benefits.

There was a king in historical times, who was none to be the bad mood king. One might wonder why he was called the bad mood king. He was great king who took care of his people but he had one bad curse, whenever he was in a really bad mood, he had to go to battle, at least go fight someone.

This turned out to be both a boon and a bane. Due to his urge to go battle when he was in a bad mood, he fought many tribes and kings and won huge areas of land and wealth, but at the same time he created a lot of new enemies. Also his soldiers were getting tired of fighting all the time. There was growing resentment among his army, but they still respected the king for all he had done for them, and kept fighting.

His bad mood wars enabled him to expand his kingdom to great lengths. His kingdom was flourishing because he had captured all key landmarks including important seaports. His citizens were able to trade very successfully because of this.

But later on the king’s bad moods very occurring too frequently and his army went to war even when it was totally unnecessary. Soon other kings came to know about the bad mood king and his condition. The other kings had secret meetings and decided that they are going to keep try to keep the bad mood king in a good mood until they overpower him someday. The other kings would send over clowns and jesters to keep the bad mood king amused. The bad mood king’s army men came to know about the jesters but they went along with it since they were sick of fighting all the time. So the bad mood king stayed entertained the whole time and had not gone to war in the longest time.

The other kings also sent over a lot of women, so that the bad mood king would be happy after having sex with the variety of beautiful women. Everything was going well until on one occasion one of the women who were sent over had a stinky vagina. She forgot to douche using pure water from the Nile River. The bad mood king liked eating pussy, so the stinky vagina made him very angry. He was very upset; he immediately summoned his entire army and head over to the little kingdom in Egypt from where the girl was sent. His army rampaged and destroyed everything they came in contact with. But they spared some of the beautiful women, who were later rounded up made to douche by the river Nile. The bad mood king then tried one of the women after the douching and his mood was one again elevated. This turned out to be an important lesson for the other tribes, who made sure their women always douched.